March 2012
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S: How are you going to wear your hair?!
T: You know, I'm going to do a bun and then put a hijab over it...
S: CRAP I'M SORRY
February 2012
121 posts
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Report cards tomorrow. Brown kids worst nightmare.
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When you don’t post any posters of male celebrities or boy bands in your room because you’re afraid your parents will flip shit
We where watching a film on The Buddha in world religions class and before he became The Buddha and was still Siddhartha, he used to play Kabaddi. The way they pronounced it in the film, I died.
brown mom: are you dating that boy he looked at you
brown mom: are you dating that boy he was breathing your air
brown mom: YOU HAVE BOYFRIEND I WILL KILL YOU
We made a twitter, just for the hell of it. FOLLOW... →
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When your horoscope isn’t compatible with the person you love
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Get a 100% on your test, parents don’t care. Get 70% on a test, you’re gone into hiding.
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wewillalwaysbeinfinite asked: You don't even know how much time I just wasted creeping through this blog omg. I seriously love this. Also, A++++ on the zayn malik posts.
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urlunavailabletomuggles asked: this is one of the best blogs on tumblr, hands down! :DDD keep the posts coming haha.
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hogwartstribute asked: my mum wants me to wear a sari to yr 11 prom FML (also your blog is awesome!)
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therewerebooksinvolved asked: I really really love your blog omg I could spend hours on here hdbvjsfaebjl :D :D
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accio-luck asked: Where are you from? :D
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monsterpawz asked: OH MY GOD I finally found Indian blogs here. And this one is amaaazing. Maza aa gaya ji!
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penguicorn asked: i can soo relate, well this was the blog tumblr was missing. i love this blog, farr too much
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ganspirit asked: Its-real-for-us told me about this. HAHAHAHA this is amazing
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every other girl: zayns mine
brown girls: fuck off
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me: listens to some music
parents: "TURN THAT RUBBISH OFF YOU'RE FORGETTING YOUR CULTURE LISTEN TO SONGS THAT ARE IN YOUR OWN LANGUAGE WHY DON'T YOU EVER LISTEN TO GOOD HOLY MUSIC"
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Having one set of school clothes and one wardrobe for home clothes.
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Aunties constantly asking you if you have a boyfriend. I live in the library.
rawtothefloor asked: being proud that zayn malik is half brown
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I’m scared my moms gonna walk into my room and lecture me about staying up so late. Then she’s going to think I have some secret boyfriend from across the world that I talk to at midnight.
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BIGGEST Brown Problem: astra-lux
HAIR.
REMOVAL.
end of story.
*submitted as I am now off to endure said torture of both threading and waxing. marjaani.*
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See a hot brown guy and he’s hitting on a white girl. Or vice versa.
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Wondering if you’re the only brown kid that never sneaked out
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Annoying brown girls.
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Constantly wondering how different your life would have been if you were white.
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its-real-for-us asked: Okay so this one time I was in the car with my dad & I was playing One Direction and then Harry started singing and I was like "Daddy, this is your future son in law." And my dad is like "Very well then. Kundli mila lo."
its-real-for-us asked: oh my god, i love your blog so much i can't even..
I like my Chai like I like my men; sweet, strong...
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vant to make friendship?
british boys: Hey, how are you? You look lovely today.
american boys: whaddup shawty you lookin good winna winna chicken dinna hellz yeah lets get naked
brown guys: you want to make fraanship ?
What race are you?
black people: black
white people: 2% Greek, 9.1% German, .0000032% Russian, 92% Irish, 49% French, 100% blue eyed devil
hispanic people: not mexican
asian people: not chinese
Pakistani people: not indian
Indian people: not pakistani
Muslims people: It's a religion, people! -.- Not a race.
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Me: Ugh what career am I going to choose!?
Mom: Doctor
Dad: Doctor
Random Auntie: Doctor
Even more random Uncle: Doctor
Cousin who is a doctor: You should do what your heart desires.