A Punjabi bra ad:
Har kuri di pehli pasand *PREETO BRA*.
Hun 6 sizan wich,
1. Small
2. Medium
3. Large
4. Balle balle
5. Hai o Rabba
6. Oh Teri pehn di…
hai o rabba, omfg i died
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we are considering making a video and not the typical “brown family” ones, what would you guys like to see?
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There’s this aunty named Baby aunty who my parents are talking about right now I can’t keep a straight face
B a b y
aunty
I know a Lucky aunty omg
I know a Lovely aunty
I know a Bubbly Masi
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46k:
My mom’s reasoning for not letting me do things.
“You’re not white”
“You’re not a boy”
(via water-lilies)
[video]
…your perfect disguise is blown away!
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When the girl of your dreams comes into thank you for saving her from a fire when the actor who was supposed to save her and her husband punked out…
… and you totally lose it.
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If u wl ever truely know me… u wl praise me !! and if u dont then u wl nvr wnt to know me…:-) Life iz too short to take seriously so do wtevr the fuck u want.. !!